February 2012
January 2012
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
My mom and I in the car last night:
Mom: *stops at stop light and sees a group of kids walking across the street* hey look it’s the goth group why don’t you go join them
Me: gee thanks “mom”
Seriously though?
It gets a little tiring having to pretend like...
parents: here's a list of reasons why you're not meeting my standards
me: okay...
boys: here are all the reasons I don't want you
me: okay...
best friend: here's everything you're doing wrong
me: okay...
random people at school: here's all the reasons we laugh at you
me: okay...
everyone: why is your self-esteem so low? jeez. it's annoying.
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: okay...
I cannot get that auto start commercial song out of my head. STAHP IT RAHN
Spending half a film wondering what you had...
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questions
A. Why my last relationship ended.
B. Favourite band.
C. Who I like and why I like them.
D. Hardest thing I’ve ever been through.
E. My best friend.
F. My favourite movie.
G. Sexual orientation.
H. Do I smoke/drink?
I. Have any tattoos or piercings?
J. What I want to be when I get older.
K. Relationship with my parents.
L. One of my insecurities.
M. Virgin or not?
N. Favourite place to shop at?
O. My eye colour.
P. Why I hate school.
Q. Relationship status as of right now.
R. Favourite song at the moment.
S. A random fact about myself.
T. Age I get mistaken for.
U. Where I want to be right now.
V. Last time I cried.
W. Concerts I’ve been to.
X. What would you do if (…)?
Y. Do you want to go to college.
Z. How are you?
Message me (1) thing you want to know about me.